Dear Bill Gatesji,

I have bought a computer for my home and I found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. Therese a button start, but no stop button I request you to check this.
2. One doubt whether any‘re-scooters’is available in this system as I find only‘re-cycle’ but I own only a scooter (bikes).
3. My child learnt “Microsoft word” now he want to “Microsoft sentence” so when will you provide that?
4. There is “Microsoft Office” what about “Microsoft Home”

Since I use that PC (personal Computer) home only, one personal question? How is that your name is gates but you are selling windows.

Best Regards,
Santa

Santa: Tu bata ke meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande(egg) tere
ya bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere
ya agar ye bata de k kis ke he to murgi bhi teri.

Banta: Hint de!

Santa: Kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi na kutch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

Banta: Movie ka nam kya tha?

Santa: Please insert the disc