Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: ye 3 mahine mein beta kaise ho gaya?
Wife: aapki shaadi ko kitne mahine huwe?
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: aur meri shaadi ko.
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: aur beta kitne mahine baad huwa?
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: total kitne huwe?
Santa: oho! Yaar vaakai 9 mahine ho gaye. Time da pata hi nahi chala

Check out here as per fullytimepass Sonam Kapoor is hot style of the week. Sonam kapoor is present launch Ok magazine’s her latest issue.

Check out her Priyanka Chopra’s style of the week. (06/06/2011)

One person call to santa:
Special offer to you call rate ab dimag ke size ke hisab se hogi.
Jitna chota dimag utni kam call rates.
Cognate, you are chosen free call rate.

Snata: 1+1=3 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ki saadi karva do

Snata: 1+1=11 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ki nikaah karva do

tara ..ra..rarar

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira

Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose

Fullytimepass