Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: ye 3 mahine mein beta kaise ho gaya?
Wife: aapki shaadi ko kitne mahine huwe?
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: aur meri shaadi ko.
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: aur beta kitne mahine baad huwa?
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: total kitne huwe?
Santa: oho! Yaar vaakai 9 mahine ho gaye. Time da pata hi nahi chala

Sania Mirza Shoaib Malik Marriage Cartoon

Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza Love You Cartoon Video

I have bought a computer for my home and I found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. Therese a button start, but no stop button I request you to check this.
2. One doubt whether any‘re-scooters’is available in this system as I find only‘re-cycle’ but I own only a scooter (bikes).
3. My child learnt “Microsoft word” now he want to “Microsoft sentence” so when will you provide that?
4. There is “Microsoft Office” what about “Microsoft Home”

Since I use that PC (personal Computer) home only, one personal question? How is that your name is gates but you are selling windows.

Best Regards,
Santa

Santa: Tu bata ke meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande(egg) tere
ya bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere
ya agar ye bata de k kis ke he to murgi bhi teri.

Banta: Hint de!

Santa: Kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi na kutch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

Banta: Movie ka nam kya tha?

Santa: Please insert the disc

3. Translation: Hoping that our Slum Music will get a place in Movies.

4. Translation: I want that next year we get more Oscars; hence I am increasing Slum Area in our City.

5. Translation: Film Producer: I spend my whole life in searching for good locations and Oscars was hidden in these slums

Banta: Kya kar rahe ho?

Snata: Dekh raha hu ki pani leak kaha se ho raha hai…

Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best – BPL.

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo – Vicks

If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 – Britannia.

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy – Limca.

Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage – Mirinda.

Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do – Daewoo.

If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.

If you love someone
Go get it – Visa power.

Boy riding a bike with neighbor’s girl
Neighbors envy owner’s pride – Onida.

Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more – Pepsi.

A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man – Raymonds.

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra – Colgate.

For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera – Bagpiper Whisky.

For a guy ‘r gal who hasn’t yet found one
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge – Surf Excel

Snata: 1+1=11 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ki nikaah karva do

tara ..ra..rarar

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend’s because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don’t delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it’s getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply…

Love, Aakash

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Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format……..
Aakash,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.You poked your nose inside….. Right?
(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

6) should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No

7) shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

8) you have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is it true?
(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes (b) No

if you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, and then I do not love you. If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.

Click Here: A Funny Love Letter to his Girlfriend (H.R. To G.F.)