Dear Bill Gatesji,
I have bought a computer for my home and I found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

Therese a button start, but no stop button I request you to check this.
One doubt whether any‘re-scooters’is available in this system as I find only‘re-cycle’ but I own only a scooter (bikes).
My child [...]

Santa: Tu bata ke meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande(egg) tere
ya bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere
ya agar ye bata de k kis ke he to murgi bhi teri.
Banta: Hint de!

Santa: Kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi na kutch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi
Banta: Movie ka nam kya tha?
Santa: Please insert the disc

1. Translation: Our contribution is also there in getting Slumdog an Oscars, as even after independence i didn’t let Slums develop

Santa baraf ka tukda hath me lekar gour se dekha raha tha..
Banta: Kya kar rahe ho?
Snata: Dekh raha hu ki pani leak kaha se ho raha hai…

Want to propose a girl
Just do it – Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best – BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo – Vicks
If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 – Britannia.

Snata: 1+1=3 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ki saadi karva do
Snata: 1+1=11 Karna ho to
Banta: Simple yaar dono ki nikaah karva do
tara ..ra..rarar

Salman khan on the Sets 1 shutting clips

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – [...]

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab…
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .