Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: ye 3 mahine mein beta kaise ho gaya?
Wife: aapki shaadi ko kitne mahine huwe?
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: aur meri shaadi ko.
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: aur beta kitne mahine baad huwa?
Santa:3 mahine.
Wife: total kitne huwe?
Santa: oho! Yaar vaakai 9 mahine ho gaye. Time da pata hi nahi chala